Suburban Assault

Dear Chrysler Crossfire Driver,

with one comment

I want to apologize to you.

Even though we both know you were stopped at a RED light and I had a green, to you, right-of-way is obviously subjective. Even though you were stopped beyond a legal, safe distance over the line, and blocking my path, I didn’t mind riding around you. Even though you chose to close up my safe distance of three feet into three inches by scooting up on me as I cross in front of you, forcing me to almost hit the curb to avoid you, I still apologize to you.

I apologize for calling you a “STUPID HOOKER” even though your windows were down. In no way was I referring to your level of intelligence or whether you sell your body to strangers. I was simply venting my rage because of your inconsiderate nature towards me. I didn’t realize that you were in such a rush to get your fat *** to the breakfast buffet down the street.

To everybody else. Please excuse this post while I vent.

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Written by dickdavid

August 2, 2009 at 8:41 pm

Posted in General Cycling

One Response

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  1. if I’d been there, I’d have punched her in the neck.

    Wendy

    August 8, 2009 at 4:35 pm


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